|waitress:||*fills his glass with ice water*|
|me:||*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*|
|me:||you want my man or something?|
|me:||i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?|
|me:||I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.|
|me:||everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?|
|him:||aye calm down|
|me:||nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy|
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