who turgled

I'm Shelby. shake what yo mama gave ya

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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at the resturant with bae

waitress:*fills his glass with ice water*
me:*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me:you want my man or something?
her:wh-wat?
me:i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me:I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me:everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him:aye calm down
me:nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

huffingtonpost:

Portraits Of Boston Marathon survivors see runners returning to the finish line to look back. See more of these inspiring photos here. 

Photographer Robert X. Fogarty of Dear World, a message-on-skin photography project, prepared the portraits of the survivors.

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cadburycreamcoolator:

Sydney Corcoran poses at the finish line one year after she was injured in the Boston Marathon bombing. More here

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loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

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poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

(via guy)

phukers:

hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance 

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