who turgled

I'm Shelby. shake what yo mama gave ya

foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

(via fake-mermaid)

vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

(via heteroh)

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via actionables)

radicalqueerbrownboy:

waterar:

what a polite child 

Awww

(Source: epic-vines, via vapore0n)

me looking at my cool blog (via nippled)

(via jerkofficial)

cool blog

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

(via jesuschristvevo)

15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

image

(via hotboyproblems)

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