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Shelby, 20, Alabama

I think I'm funnier than I actually am

nostalgiaultra:

My Anime Reviews: Howls Moving Castle

Someone needs to staple this dude’s castle into the ground and start taxing the fuck out him.

(via jesuschristvevo)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

(Source: notienedesperdicio, via petcanadian)

It’s 2014 why are we still unfollowing me

(Source: urtube, via actionables)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN

I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE

AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN

PLEASE HELP

THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

(Source: sherlockswift, via semp-ervivum)

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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(via knightscrest)

fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

(via knightscrest)

200gb:

The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.

(via actionables)

that’s so raven is coming on Disney channel in two minutes this is not a drill

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